101 People we would like to see Kill Kenny

by: Greg Ferguson

 

101. Dolly Parton

100. Kathie Lee Gifford

99. Pip

98. FBI Agent

97. The Dukes of Hazard

96. Mr. Burns

95. Conan O'Brien

94. O.J. Simpson

93. Charles Barkley

92. Mike Tyson

91. Jazzy Jeff

90. Prince Charles

89. Ellen Degeneres

88. Brooke Shields

87. The Kids in the Hall

86. Zeus

85. Bigfoot

84. Mr. Bean

83. Andy Dick

82. Lionel Hutz

81. Ross Perot

80. Richard Gere

79. Jenny McCarthy

78. Janet Reno

77. Annie Oakley

76. Aladdin

75. Richard Simmons

74. Fran Drescher

73. Ike

72. Carl Lagerfeld

71. James Bond

70. Jean Charet

69. Ellen Ripley

68. Duckman

67. Sonic the Hedgehog

66. Tim Taylor

65. "Space Jam" Monstars

64. Rod Stewart

63. Care Bears

62. Brian Boitano

61. Ned Flanders

60. Hugo (from "Looney Tunes")

59. Max Weinberg

58. Cartman's Mom

57. Niles Crane

56. Martha Stewart

55. Jabba the Hutt

54. Lucien Bouchard

53. Satan

52. Backstreet Boys

51. Stan's Dog

50. Keiko the Whale (from "Free Willy")

49. Paul McCartney

48. Hanson

47. Two Guys in "Da Da Da" Volkswagen Ad

46. Imperial Stormtrooper

45. Keri Strug

44. Judge Judy

43. Cosmo Kramer

42. "Flubber" Jelly People

41. Splinter

40. Pizza the Hutt (from "Spaceballs")

39. Fartman

38. Gerber Baby

37. Ren

36. Drew Carey

35. Pope John II

34. Wilson

33. Chris Rock

32. The Mask

31. Chun Li

30. Busta Rhymes

29. Mike from Kenmore (sp??)

28. Marilyn Manson

27. Worf

26. Pinhead

25. Someone with Ebola

24. Baldrick (from "Blackadder")

23. Cornholio

22. ID4 Alien

21. Jerry Springer

20. Krusty the Clown

19. Mega Man

18. Sadam Hussein

17. Any Survivng 'Heaven's Gate' Members

16. Spawn

15. Celine Dion

14. Five-assed Monkey

13. Kenny himself :D

12. Dracula

11. Rimmer (from "Red Dwarf")

10. Godzilla

9. Sailor Moon

8. Sheeva (from "Mortal Kombat")

7. Dr. Evil

6. Spice Girls

5. Vancome Lady

4. The Tick

3. Mr. Hankey

2. Mr. Bigglesworth

1. Al Bundy